Feb 10 2016 – 3 years after Mass Outbreak – Zombie Outbreak Response Team 335 ZDC

Yeah, so..... not sure where to begin here. Last night was, well, frankly it was a cluster fuck and I still really don't like doing this. Especially now with what I have to report.

Last night at approximately 21:00 our Eradication Force, unit 3, was dispatched to dispose of a few rabble rousers reportedly causing a bit of chaos at the convention center in downtown Louisville KY. When we arrived on scene our unit quickly realized the reports were right, on one thing anyway. There was plenty of chaos to go around. The thing that was quizzical is the chaos wasn't just from the white supremacists who were apparently holding out in the convention center before hell opened to say “Hello!”

Now at this point I'm sure anyone would think they were hanging or beating types that they deemed appropriate and said people were resisting. No they were beating and bludgeoning each other. For a minute I thought to myself “Can we just let them kill each other. Really, what harm could that do?”

It could do a great deal of harm I realized once I noticed about three quarters of the swastika clad retards were already dead and still moving. If we just let them kill each other we are likely to have a zombie Nazi mini-army on our hands and as cool and video game like as that sounds we would be screwed in the pee hole if that happened because we only brought a ten man unit and there are at least fifty Nazis and Nazi-zombies combined.

Luckily our Swat-black uniforms along with our swift and silent training had kept us from detection as we set up a perimeter that formed a half circle around the group with what was left of the burning convention center behind them.

The order “Open fire” came over my ear piece and a mass of sniper fire along with well placed standard rifle fire opened up. All while Ma Deuce put in her two cents threating to drown out all other noise.

I peered through my scope and caught a perfect window picture of an infected Nazi with a big red swastika on his forehead. Admittedly, I smirked and whispered “Bulls eye!” as I squeezed my trigger and watched what once was a head become what your kitchen looks like after a toddler eats spaghetti.

After math was my entire unit accounted for and the zombie Nazi squadron eliminated. They call us Eradication Force for a reason, you know. What followed was Bleach and Burn units concern. They're responsible for the messes we make. I'd be a liar if I said I didn't enjoy screwing with them and didn't often tried to make the mess bigger and nastier than need be. I've almost been demoted for it before, almost. I suspect I wasn't because, well, it is kinda funny.

The truly interesting part, that I unfortunately have very little info on, is that intelligence says the white supremacists were hopped up on Bath Salts. A little research into this drug revealed it is comprised of all the worst parts of most of the strong drugs we know of such as pcp, crack, heroine, etc. I found a website stating something about the Bath Salts drug reacting with our immune system. Basically overloading it. That is all I could read. Any more info on the site had been removed by the ISP by “CDC order”.

So, it IS the drug but not by it's self. It's messing with our immune system and changing us?