FEB 7 2016 – 3 years after Mass Outbreak – Zombie Outbreak Response Team 335 ZDC

I really hate doing things like this. However, someone much higher in the ranks than they ought to be has decided it would be a good practice for every member of Z.O.R.T. To keep a personal log of events that take place during their missions. They say it is document events that transpire during this age of the Zombie Defense Corps. I think it is more to try and combat the mass suicides. After all, the best way to keep someone from losing their mind is to have them talk to themselves, right?
Anyway, yeah, thats what the military has become. With the entire world consumed in an undead plague theres not much need for a military force purposed for defending against any foreign hostiles – unless his flesh is falling off his face.

Things haven't changed much in the past three years. We still use the M2 belt fed machine gun of a .50 caliber pedigree, or Ma Deuce as we affectionately call her, to cut down the enemy. Only the enemy died, usually, long before we get there. The M16A2 riffle is still a primary weapon but the M44 and 91/30 Mosin Nagant, a simple Russian bolt action from the Russo-Turkish War of 1877-'78, has become a common weapon on the battle field due to its simplicity, accuracy, and extremely cheap ammunition. When you really think about it why do you really need a metric shit-ton of super-genius weaponry when you're dealing with an enemy who has no concept of a door knob. As for other counties, I am sure they would love to attack their most held close enemy if they weren't dealing with their neighbors trying to eat their faces off.

All we know for sure at this time is that the first case was in Miami FL. where a man was seen naked eating another mans face, literally. When the police arrived they went through the standard procedure of commanding the blood drooling gentleman to cease his actions. He didn't even seem to take notice of the officers and kept enjoying his little soirée of fleshy bits. The officer then fired upon said lunatic and merely received a groan in return. It took a total of six rounds before the officer finally put one in the infidel's head and ended the personal blood bath of the assailant. At the time it was blamed on a drug called “Bath Salts”. An actual drug that resembled bath salts. However, now, three years later, it is obvious thats not what's going on at all. Unless most the general populous is stoned out of their gourd. No, my little computer screen, this is people dying then deciding to get up and have a snack.